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Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Mass Effect / Mulan Be A Man Parody By Coffee Mecha

So I was browsing so vids and came across this lyrical parody of the Be A Man Song from Mulan in reference to Mass Effect....

"Let's get down to buisness
To defeat some husks.
Did they send me Hanar?
When I need Krogans?

You're the saddest crew I ever met!
But you can bet before we're through
Joker, I'll make a man
Out of you.

Tranquil as a Elcor
But a Renegade within.
Once you make a headshot
You are sure to win.

You're a spinless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.

Garrus: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Wrex: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Javik: Boy, was I a fool in my cycle for cutting gym
Steve: Shepard's got 'em scared to death
Joker: Hope he doesn't feel the need to shoot me
Garrus: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

[chorus] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a Drell assassin
[chorus] BE A MAN
With all the force of a dreadnought cannon
[chorus] BE A MAN
With all the strength of a thresher maw
Deadlier than Sir Isaac Newton!

Time is racing toward us
Till the Reapers arrive.
Heed my every order
And you might survive.

You're unsuited for the rage of war
So just drive the ship, you tool
How could I make a man
Out of you?

[chorus] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a Drell assassin
[chorus] BE A MAN
With all the force of a dreadnought cannon
[chorus] BE A MAN
With all the strength of a thresher maw
Deadlier than Sir Isaac Newton!

[everyone] BE A MAN!
We must be swift as a Drell assassin!
[everyone] BE A MAN!
With all the force of a dreadnought cannon!
[everyone] BE A MAN!
With all the strength of a thresher maw!
Deadlier than Sir Isaac Newton!
HOO-RAH!"